tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post6511875619342285087..comments2023-09-29T05:42:23.751-07:00Comments on The Writing Center: Six Word Story ContestS.Morganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11006369937884305697noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-70444419234483579242009-11-23T12:41:01.220-07:002009-11-23T12:41:01.220-07:00Well, if we want to end the contest now, I vote fo...Well, if we want to end the contest now, I vote for Skyler, too. <br /><br />Whaddaya say? Anymore entries? or should we just move on to the haiku?Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846223696069755307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-71285519150600600802009-11-21T00:23:33.537-07:002009-11-21T00:23:33.537-07:00So many good ones, Sara Lee, but my vote goes to S...So many good ones, Sara Lee, but my vote goes to Skyler's "Writing Center: Guys trained to listen." Profound. And Jami's no-nonsense cynicism that made me laugh. "Chimp attack. No more face." Ha. And the smash in Julie's "Broken Glasses, couldn't see the train."S.Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11006369937884305697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-10389798928371632322009-11-19T17:23:16.537-07:002009-11-19T17:23:16.537-07:00Saw "Sky" and mistook person. Oops.Saw "Sky" and mistook person. Oops.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00266401197805141586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-30106867700810659912009-11-19T12:28:56.801-07:002009-11-19T12:28:56.801-07:00Silly. Too late. You did participate.Silly. Too late. You did participate.S.Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11006369937884305697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-70267157530718951832009-11-18T20:37:15.172-07:002009-11-18T20:37:15.172-07:00I am not participating in this.I am not participating in this.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08662243270871593287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-72725448225122406152009-11-18T13:22:42.123-07:002009-11-18T13:22:42.123-07:00Shani, Skyler's "ad." But I AGREE.Shani, Skyler's "ad." But I AGREE.S.Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11006369937884305697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-90117062418375664552009-11-17T18:44:08.454-07:002009-11-17T18:44:08.454-07:00What, pray, is the Abode House?What, pray, is the Abode House?Julie Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03784598839917727248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-41003466631283113642009-11-17T18:39:15.760-07:002009-11-17T18:39:15.760-07:00Sis. Morgan wins with guy's ad.
At least, she...Sis. Morgan wins with guy's ad.<br /><br />At least, she wins for me.<br /><br />Even if we haven't finished yet.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00266401197805141586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-45893494235059796602009-11-17T13:04:24.938-07:002009-11-17T13:04:24.938-07:00So, I just thought of a great advertisement for th...So, I just thought of a great advertisement for the guys at the Center--except the married ones. Well, maybe the married ones too. Anyway:<br /><br />Writing Center: Guys trained to listen.Skylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870519390657770783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-52837579564625993932009-11-17T10:39:24.881-07:002009-11-17T10:39:24.881-07:00It's time to hop a train.
Chan, question: Are...It's time to hop a train.<br /><br />Chan, question: Are all residents from Indiana Hoosiers? Or just basketball players?<br /><br />Either way<br /><br />My grandpa is an Indiana Hoosier.<br /><br />(six word story)karlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902610874848597048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-67209669660308949602009-11-17T10:10:20.878-07:002009-11-17T10:10:20.878-07:00Tearful night. Comforting shoulder. Good friend.
...Tearful night. Comforting shoulder. Good friend.<br /><br />(This next one is for you, skyler.)<br /><br />Fireworks on the pond. Angry ducks.<br /><br />No work. Doctor visit. Strep again?<br /><br />Piles of novels, yet no bookshelf.karlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902610874848597048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-43816574273305175712009-11-16T17:35:20.439-07:002009-11-16T17:35:20.439-07:00Master's Thesis: I'm going to die.Master's Thesis: I'm going to die.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846223696069755307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-25069426812923785532009-11-16T17:34:43.693-07:002009-11-16T17:34:43.693-07:00We haven't voted, so no one wins yet.We haven't voted, so no one wins yet.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846223696069755307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-39274494715376420472009-11-16T14:47:21.179-07:002009-11-16T14:47:21.179-07:00My six word rebuttal as to why Chan's still wi...My six word rebuttal as to why Chan's still wins:<br /><br />See, but it's still the best.Skylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870519390657770783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-5088261353749422482009-11-16T10:01:20.708-07:002009-11-16T10:01:20.708-07:00"Abode House" is less than six words. It..."Abode House" is less than six words. It doesn't count, Chan. <br /><br /><br /><br />Ha ha, Chan is a loser. <br /><br />(just kidding)Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846223696069755307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-83159308427060994252009-11-16T00:10:39.997-07:002009-11-16T00:10:39.997-07:00Proper wampum prospers in the bay.
That's non...Proper wampum prospers in the bay.<br /><br />That's nonsense, not a story. But it has six words.<br /><br />Skyler, et al, please appreciate this next six word story to beat all six word stories:<br /><br />Abode House. <br /><br />Here's one lifted from John Mellencamp (a Hoosier, thankyouverymuch...that means he's from Indiana):<br /><br />I fight authority; authority always wins. Chanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16906940679027657843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-85503403459469757272009-11-15T18:42:18.470-07:002009-11-15T18:42:18.470-07:00Thanks for your manuscript, but no.Thanks for your manuscript, but no.Julie Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03784598839917727248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-18215896959597336312009-11-15T18:40:09.042-07:002009-11-15T18:40:09.042-07:00Broken glasses. Couldn't see the train.Broken glasses. Couldn't see the train.Julie Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03784598839917727248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-76478259683599939982009-11-15T18:38:06.540-07:002009-11-15T18:38:06.540-07:00Parent-teacher conferences- glimpses of hell.Parent-teacher conferences- glimpses of hell.Julie Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03784598839917727248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-10461245823366856872009-11-15T12:59:32.730-07:002009-11-15T12:59:32.730-07:00Hate mail. Why do I teach?Hate mail. Why do I teach?Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744179768792631281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-31154395185770206872009-11-14T11:13:32.928-07:002009-11-14T11:13:32.928-07:00First they cheated. Then they failed.
(Oh, the li...First they cheated. Then they failed.<br /><br />(Oh, the life of a teacher.)Brad & Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07040158935481884184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-70778666781250164372009-11-13T11:22:36.436-07:002009-11-13T11:22:36.436-07:00I jammed my finger today. Ouch.I jammed my finger today. Ouch.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846223696069755307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-4319880112173455902009-11-12T19:20:43.538-07:002009-11-12T19:20:43.538-07:00Slushy snow. I need hot chocolate.Slushy snow. I need hot chocolate.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04392901269552961415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-72300503140588850552009-11-12T18:47:16.837-07:002009-11-12T18:47:16.837-07:00I never get sick. Except lately.I never get sick. Except lately.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846223696069755307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7660764619120593708.post-4436862422215381742009-11-12T18:46:23.838-07:002009-11-12T18:46:23.838-07:00I thought about him again today.I thought about him again today.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846223696069755307noreply@blogger.com