Dan is too much of a chicken to re-implement the contest for the best Second Annual Six-Word Story Contest, so I am taking it upon myself to be the "man." (Like that "sexual language" as Sister Morgan says?)
Winner gets a Viking Bar. Just kidding, this is a joke in honor of the good old Education Department. If you don't get it, just read on.
1. Must be six words long--no longer, no shorter.
2. Don't cheat. (If you figure out how to cheat, please let us know.)
3. No profanity please (unless it's imperative for the story).
4. Submit all entries as responses to this post. (If they are bad, log in as Kaitlin when she's not looking.)