Breaking news--It's offical. The middle stall in a bathroom is the dirtiest. I just read it online in an MSN article. Now I know. And now, I will never again use the middle stall. Finally...my bathroom worries are over.
I want you to know that you've given me one big bathroom neurosis. I will never be able to enter a bathroom again without hesitating to wonder, "Now which stall did Emily say was cleanest." I swear. It's embedded forever. What a sneaky way to remind me of you every single day I'm around public bathrooms.
Just a rule of thumb, DO NOT go into the public restroom at wal-mart for any reason whatsoever (unless you want to be mentally scarred for the eternities).
Don't go into Wal-mart at all, unless you want to be scarred for the eternities. I, too, use the first stall. Do you think if this gets out enough that the first stall will become the dirtiest? How you doing Em?
I use the 7th of 8 stalls in my middle school. I hope I'm the only one who uses it. And Sister Morgan, I'm glad to hear that you think of me every time you're in a public bathroom.
That's kind of an awkward place to think of someone, I'm not going to lie. It's like mentioning that you thought about someone while you were in the shower, really awkward. (not like I've ever done that or anything...)
Ivor, I'm innocent. This is all EmPo's fault. I mean, really, she ruined me for life. I'm going for the third stall, Chan. Officially. It was stall one for a long time, but the door's now broke on Library second floor bathroom # one stall.(Why do we call it a bathroom? I don't see a bath tub or shower anywhere.) Am I really discussing this on a public blog?
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I want you to know that you've given me one big bathroom neurosis. I will never be able to enter a bathroom again without hesitating to wonder, "Now which stall did Emily say was cleanest." I swear. It's embedded forever. What a sneaky way to remind me of you every single day I'm around public bathrooms.
I've actually started using only the first stall because of this on-going conversation. Serious.
Just a rule of thumb, DO NOT go into the public restroom at wal-mart for any reason whatsoever (unless you want to be mentally scarred for the eternities).
Don't go into Wal-mart at all, unless you want to be scarred for the eternities. I, too, use the first stall. Do you think if this gets out enough that the first stall will become the dirtiest? How you doing Em?
I use the 7th of 8 stalls in my middle school. I hope I'm the only one who uses it. And Sister Morgan, I'm glad to hear that you think of me every time you're in a public bathroom.
That's kind of an awkward place to think of someone, I'm not going to lie. It's like mentioning that you thought about someone while you were in the shower, really awkward. (not like I've ever done that or anything...)
Ivor...you sicky. :)
Ivor, I'm innocent. This is all EmPo's fault. I mean, really, she ruined me for life.
I'm going for the third stall, Chan. Officially. It was stall one for a long time, but the door's now broke on Library second floor bathroom # one stall.(Why do we call it a bathroom? I don't see a bath tub or shower anywhere.) Am I really discussing this on a public blog?
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