I don't know what to write. (Note the uninspiring post title) I'm in Dallas, Texas right now. I've stayed in four different hotels during the past three weeks. My brother-in-law warned us against the first hotel we were going to stay in. Apparently if I went outside at night in that area of town I would be mistaken for a prostitute. (Nothing to do with how I look personally, of course.) The hotel we just moved from was in a better area and close to Austin's work. The Texas Ladies Club was just down the street though. Austin had to explain to me that a ladies club is the opposite of a gentleman's club, although both involve stripping. I guess I knew this already, it just didn't really register. We just found out that we're allowed to move into an apartment, and we found one in a very upscale part of downtown Dallas called Uptown. And yet a few blocks down is a little store called Condom Sense.