Attention! Important Annoucement.
Hem hem... (coughs into hand) Everyone. I have a wonderful announcement to make. Ready?
Eric is engaged.
Yep. That old trickster. He and his new fiance named "Sarah" (of course) will be married in the summer and have plans to return to BYU-I next fall to join us again. (What will Eric be like married?) She looks lovely and, of course, he doesn't deserve her; he is a blessed man. Instead of a ring, he's taking her to Italy and France for the Honeymoon. Ha. What a romantic. I mean, what's a dumb ring compared to wandering hand in hand through Europe.
OK, that's one out of four from magic, full-of-memories-apartment. The race is on. Who will be next?
OK, now all together we can say CONGRATULATIONS ERIC!