Have you ever stopped to wonder which stalls in a public bathroom are used the most? I think about it every time I have to use one. I never go to the first stall--it's the closest--so surely most lazy people go there. And I don't use the last stall because certainly people who think the first stall is used the most go to the last stall. But then what about those two or three stalls in between the first and last stall? I personally always either go to the second or third. But what if other people think the same way I do and therefore choose those same stalls? Disgusting. The whole thing is disgusting. Which stall do you think is used the most?
(Just look at me: I've only been in the public school system for seven days and already I think like a middle schooler. I'm doomed.)